Ep3: Toxic Shopping & Consumerism (Holiday Episode)
December 23, 2020
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As everyone hits the stores for panicked pandemic shopping during the holiday season, toxic behavior is rampant. The gang examines the impact on our brave retail workers and the toxicity of unbridled consumerism, as Costco Chads and Karens go power trippin’ on essential workers. Ben Jammin’ calls out the wealthy elite who are getting richer during a pandemic. The gang goes overboard bidding for a precious roll of toilet paper on The Price Is Wrong. Jonny bumps into Square 50s Guy at the grocery store and finds out what’s in his shopping cart. Merz rebrands face masks as lingerie for the mouth. And the gang welcomes a special guest, Square 50s Guy’s grandson Josh Richards, to discuss toxic shopping in SDJ’s Holiday Episode.
Timestamps
- Mailbag: 7:04
- Square 50s Guy goes shopping: 13:43
- Costco Chad and Karen: 20:21
- Retail workers as servants: 49:02
- Customer-on-customer abuse: 1:01:24
- Employee-management toxicity: 1:04:10
- Jonny’s car gets repo’d: 1:06:42
- Worker exploitation: 1:18:54
- Consumerism: 1:42:53
- The Price Is Wrong: 1:46:01
Jonny can’t remember things again. Merz beats the spread in the “Take the kids to the pool, pool.” The boys tell grandfather stories. Square ’50s Guy in C Major. Ben commits libel. Jonny speaks like a Transformer. Ben finishes and rolls over. Merz massages the “resilience muscle.” Jonny apologizes. Merz pees on stage and Square ’50s Guy decapitates a dude. Jonny Spazz trivia, Jonny celebrates “conception day,” and lots of sexually charged Thanksgiving puns! | MORE
Credits
Hosts: Ben “Jammin” Henry, Jonny Spazz, Mike Merz & Josh Read. Written by Josh Read and Ben Henry. Produced by Ben Henry and Jonny Spazz. Contributing writers: Jonny Spazz, Mike Merz. Toilet paper image by
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