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Rather than face the reality of losing an election, our sore loser-in-chief decided instead to incite a violent insurrection on the U.S. Capitol. This is toxic masculinity playing out on the grandest of scales. In episode 4 of the Sexy Dad Jokes podcast, the boys examine the toxicity in refusing to accept defeat, and how we actually all need to fail in order to succeed. Ben shares his dad tips on raising kids not so obsessed with winning and losing. Jonny pees himself with laughter. Square 50s Guy confronts his toxicity at his grandson’s Little League game. We get a special visit from Ahhhnold and MagaMan as they revive the Celebrity Apprentice, with a “Stone Cold” appearance by a Twitter tech support specialist. And Merz has a big announcement to make, as he was unable to escape 2020 unscathed.
Timestamps
- Mailbag: 14:01
- Square 50s Guy at the Little League game: 24:14
- The Insurrection: 33:40
- Celebrity Apprentice: 57:22
- Trump the loser: 1:06:17
- How to handle defeat: 1:19:35
Jonny can’t remember things again. Merz beats the spread in the “Take the kids to the pool, pool.” The boys tell grandfather stories. Square ’50s Guy in C Major. Ben commits libel. Jonny speaks like a Transformer. Ben finishes and rolls over. Merz massages the “resilience muscle.” Jonny apologizes. Merz pees on stage and Square ’50s Guy decapitates a dude. Jonny Spazz trivia, Jonny celebrates “conception day,” and lots of sexually charged Thanksgiving puns! | MORE
Credits
Hosts: Ben “Jammin” Henry, Jonny Spazz, Mike Merz & Josh Read. Written by Ben Henry. Celebrity Apprentice skit by Josh Read and Ben Henry. Produced by Ben Henry. Contributing writers: Jonny Spazz, Mike Merz. SDJ theme song and song used during Stone Cold skit by Jonny Spazz. Photo by Fanóš Kolský from Pexels.
Celebrity characters depicted in this show are not affiliated with Sexy Dad Jokes. Materials used in this episode are for criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, or research.
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